I'm fucking done with everything

unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

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pinkvelourtracksuit:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(via timelordinthetardis365)

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spencerofspace:

I met this Dirk, asked if I could take a picture with him, I did, then I asked if he shipped stridercest and if I could take a somewhat compromising picture with him. He then grabs me, dips me, and kisses me. You can’t understand how happy this makes me.

spencerofspace:

I met this Dirk, asked if I could take a picture with him, I did, then I asked if he shipped stridercest and if I could take a somewhat compromising picture with him. He then grabs me, dips me, and kisses me. You can’t understand how happy this makes me.

(via bad-wolf-girl-could-kiss-me)

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

(via bad-wolf-girl-could-kiss-me)

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marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

(Source: littlechinesedoll, via bad-wolf-girl-could-kiss-me)

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