I met this Dirk, asked if I could take a picture with him, I did, then I asked if he shipped stridercest and if I could take a somewhat compromising picture with him. He then grabs me, dips me, and kisses me. You can’t understand how happy this makes me.
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"